We sent some info material to six people who contacted us via social media.

We use online software to coordinate the activity of our entire team. This is the yearly fee.

We needed a glitter backdrop for another video in the framework to Nico's parliamentary activity. (Editor's note: "Glitterati" by Kid Kapichi is a pretty cool song.)

Whatever you may feel about the European Parliament, you have to admit: it doesn't make for a nice background. To bring more colour to our videos, we bought some backdrops (happy black and empowering pink).

Our team needs light to avoid turning into vampires. Oh and also to improve the quality of our videos.

Have you ever used a passport photo booth? Were you satisfied with the picture it took? Ok, maybe not with how you looked, but at least with the fact that you could be seen? Well our videos require Nico to be seen too, so we bought the same kind of lights.

The flash lights need to be connected to work properly. Sorry, there is absolutely nothing humorous to be said about that.

For blinding our neighbours with light and removing all the shadows from Nico's face during video shoots.

We need something to hold up the reflector and a stick costs far less than an intern.

The editor was not in the mood to write something funny.

We like to keep it old-school and send letters. Especially love letters to the President of the European Parliament David Maria Sassoli <3

Our assistant in Germany had to send us a key to our office in Brussels. Of course, we insured the shipment. Just imagine if the key went lost and somebody used it to rob our office...oh, wait.

Like you, we are impatiently waiting for Kalender des Scheiterns 2. To keep it's website running, we have to pay a server fee.