This was a tough month to crack. We had no choice but to buy a lobster costume.
The world is full of colour, and it helps to know precisely which colours we are talking about. Our graphic employee needs this guide to brighten all our lives.
Have you ever tried ordering a lobster costume after carnival? It's like getting thrown alive into a pot of boiling water. We are forever emotionally burned. But it will have been well worth the pain once you see in an upcoming video how awesome lobsters are.
|26/02/2020||USB sticks (6x), adapter, keyboard protector, charging cable, hard disk|
We need this gear to take over the world.
See 5 February!
Nico held a presentation before the Petitions Committee in which he asked for the plenary hall in Brussels to be officially renamed as Strasbourg. We wanted to be prepared in case we got a "yes." Pretty optimistic of us, don't you think?
Interview with a journalist who seemed hungry. #corruption
Bureaucracy struck back...we needed to take biometric pictures of Nico. With his hood on, of course.
|14/02/2020||Laptop hard case|
To protect the ones we love: machines.
|10/02/2020||Hoodie for our bunny|
Nudity is not permitted in our office!
To send a parcel.
To type - on the go!
To send a parcel to Germany. Sadly, and for unknown reasons, it came back. We'll give it another try.
|06/02/2020||Laptop and mouse|
The parliament's computers are painfully slow and our private laptop is running out of memory. So this is the newest item for our video producer.
We do not own a tech company, so we need to pay a fee to keep this website running.
|04/02/2020||Backdrops (4x: in grey, green, white and blue)|
Nico's emotions are tied to his surroundings. So to keep him in the proper mood while filming, we put him in front of a joyful grey.
Nico once won a reading competition in elementary school. It's his only talent. To help him show off his advanced reading skills, we bought him a teleprompter. #thisisalie
Nico's shortening reaction is pretty high. We force him to stay put with bonds of love and tape.
There's a fetish for everything. But no, we just use these plastic clips to keep our backdrops from falling.
|04/02/2020||Aluminium lamp stative|
Goethe said: "More light." Nico says: "More lamp statives." You guessed it, we needed better lighting for our videos.
|04/02/2020||Tripod for mobile|
Sometimes we have to film stuff with our mobile, it's easier with the tripod.
To brighten up Nico's black hoodie, so that it sparks more joy.