We could only order the computers if they were shipped from Germany to Germany. #SingleMarket Thankfully our team members have parents in Germany who could forward the packages to Brussels. We insured them along the way.

The computers provided by the Parliament suck. We had enough.
(They cost 2267,99 €, but were stolen and then reimbursed by the insurance.)

We pay this every month precisely for beautiful moments like this, with you here reading these very words.

We hate losing things, so we try to save our data. The mouse was necessary for a new computer that we will soon buy.

We are not revealing which software we use because we don't want to spread propaganda. It's for editing videos, animations and graphics.

To close a door and never open it again.

Nico's secret dream always was to be the host of Art Attack. Even as a politician he likes to tinker - for our videos of course.

To perform better mic drops.

Brexit still should jack off! We needed the flag to help break one of the Parliament's rules.

I can't think of any more ways to describe this. Insert your own funny explanation here. #DIY

As much as we love Nena, 99 balloons were just too expensive. To be honest, we just needed these for a video. And we filled them faithfully with the same substance that makes up the EU: hot air.

Our press officer (pretends like she) wants to learn something about the EU.

Our office needed some help, so we invited some people to potentially join the team. We figured that letting them sleep under a bridge wouldn't be a good start for them.

We love Brussels so much that we wanted to show this great city to someone new. Oh and we were also thinking about hiring this person.

We had some job interviews and offered the candidates something warm to drink against the cold weather in Brussels.

We were forced to socialize and co-host a party among the Greens/EFA. All of our offices shared costs. We also were responsible for the decoration. Have a look!

Job interview: The candidate wasn't living in Brussels, so we paid for train rides and an overnight hotel stay.

In total we invited 5 people to Brussels for a job interview. These were the costs for one of them.

We were asked by a group of students in Germany for an autograph of Nico to give to their teacher as a gift, since they share the same birthday. And so we sent them one. (Yes, we do have a heart).

Fuck capitalism. But unfortunately we are part of the system, so we have to pay for stuff like this.

Our team member responsible for graphics needed a second screen, so that our website, stickers, etc. don't look like crap.

To elevate Martin Schulz' swag to the max, as you'll see in an upcoming video.